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Episode FIFTY-ONE: Rat Brain Shit Shirt

Our SECOND TO LAST episode is finally here!

Rejoined by the lovely ladies of The Buckners this week, for important conversations about:

— Their new band, The Ultralight 100’s.

— Simon Cowell.

— Brandy.

— A tshirt made out of shit that includes someone’s brain.

— Kanye West and sexting.

— Recipes for alcoholics on a diet.

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR LISTENING! We’ll be live from Norman Music Festival ALL (next) weekend, the 28th-30th, for our VERY LAST EPISODE. Hopefully some of you can come hang with us!

WE LOVE YOU.

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Episode FIFTY.5 - The Awkward Goodbye

THIS WEEK:

It’s pretty self-explanatory.

We love you guys SO much! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO US BEING IDIOTS FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. It’s been *so* much fun!

Get as many emails in as possible for the next two weeks!

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Episode FIFTY: Drink, Shit, Cry

OMG WE HAVE DONE THIS 50 TIMES?!

This week:

- We celebrate fifty episodes by bringing back BradChad Porter, and welcoming new friends of the show, the improv savant boys of Twinprov.

- Discussion about how you can be as cool as Buck and Clint by joining the OKC Improv scene. Classes are mad cheap, yo.

- Lots of freestyle hip-hop and shitty beatboxing.

- The difference between Hipsters and Hippies

- We poorly demonstrate some improv exercises/games.

- How to deal with your girlfriend if she’s only attracted to ugly people. Sort of.

Major thanks to the Vrazel boys for hanging out with us. They are SO MUCH FUN to be around, and I highly suggest you catch one of their shows during April if you can. Very worth it.

Also, BradChad Porter.

But mostly, the listeners who have kept giving us questions and things worth discussing over the last two years/50 episodes. Thank you guys SO MUCH!

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Episode FORTY-NINE: Bob Ross’ EctoCooler

So stoked to have the funniest dude on Twitter, THE DUTY, on this weeks episode. It’s highly offensive and one of my favorites. Also, Denver returns.

TOPICS:

— Yoda gets dumped.

— Hitler’s transitions.

— Bob Ross was a closet homosexual and heroin addict.

— We manage to literally (once again) offend 1/3 of the world’s population (Asians).

— We finally use the word “skullfuck”.

— Muscly vaginas.

— Allan is Alcohol Jesus.

— How not to drink 30 PBRs in two hours.

— Garrison Keilor stops by.

Big props to Duty for recording with us. He’s as funny as you think he is.

Thanks for listening!

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Episode FORTY-EIGHT: Wet And Messy

Sorry for the delay. Crazy weather and a broken computer have ruled my life recently.

THIS WEEK:

— Joined by comedian Dan Skaggs and two members of the 7 Deadly Sins burlesque revue, Zane LaRue and Merry Ann Moan.

— The art of sploshing.

— Dan says horrible things about infants and Johnny Cash.

— Living in a van.

— Getting over your antisocial behaviors by dressing like Kris Kross.

— Eifel Tower-ing with your father.

— Bad parenting.

THANKS FOR LISTENING!

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Episode FORTY-SEVEN: Asian Hair

THIS WEEK:

Joined by comic (ex)traordinaire Zach Smith, and re-joined by Bradchad Porter for an expert analysis of:

— White people with oriental hairstyles

— Unprovoked pedophilia

— The merits of being a 14-year-old stoner.

— LIGHTSABER VS. SUPERMAN

— How a 17 year old in Washington has a better life than Bradchad.

— How to *not* have a child.

— More highbrow discussion of “Soggy Biscuit”.

I personally think this show is fucking hilarious. Big thanks to Zach and BradChad for humoring us.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR LISTENING!

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Episode FORTY-SIX: Sea Level

THIS WEEK:

One of the most fun episodes to record, ever. Hope it translates!

— Joined by comedians BradChad Porter (asshole.) and Derek Smith from Chicago.

— Sufjan Stevens played in a hail storm.

— Derek breaks down the science of all the dead birds and fish.

— A message on partisanship.

— Bradchad doesn’t know how to smoke totally legal tobacco properly.

— Cutting edge weaponry, and how it applies to Korn videos.

— Depleted uranium bullets, and their effects in the undead.

— The art of sploshing (look it up, kids).

Big thanks to Bradchad and Derek for making me laugh like a little girl!

AND THANKS TO YOU FOR LISTENING!

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Episode FORTY-FIVE: Soggy Biscuit

We ventured into the land of Tulsa, Oklahoma last month to record this gem of an episode, featuring the very lovely and informative TASHA DOES TULSA and recorded at The Max, Retropub!

Topics include, but are not limited to:

— Why Tulsa is better than OKC

— How to not pick up chicks if you’re a LARPer.

— Good public places to “****” your significant other.

— The shoving a tampon up your ass (again).

— The worst game ever created.

Major thanks to Tasha for baring with us during a weird recording setup, and being a good sport about everything. And thanks to The Max for allowing us to show up and yell awkwardly into microphones. They are the best bar in the state and I can’t recommend them highly enough (THEY HAVE A POPROCK MARTINI!).

Thanks for listening! Sorry for the delay!

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Episode FORTY-FOUR: Mutually Warranted

MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS!

This is our gift to you.

THIS WEEK:

- We eulogize 4Loko.

- Rejoined by old friend of the show, Kingfisher Watonga (Episode 28), and new friend of the show, Woman-Wetter Bob.

- Woman Wetter’s voice makes Rayke sound like he’s going through puberty.

- Allan gets drunk. Again.

- The problems with bongo players, tree-huggers, glass eyes, and guitar solos.

- iDouche.

- How to surprise your family with a baby for Christmas.

So, next Tuesday (12/28), we’ll be recording the podcast at THE MAX in downtown Tulsa! We’ll be joined by comedian BradChad Porter and blogging prodigy, Tasha Does Tulsa. Come hang out with us! IT’S A BAR INSIDE OF A VINTAGE ARCADE. 9pm. Should be fantastic.

Thanks for listening!

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Episode FORTY-THREE: Bam!

We promised a show so we’re delivering a show. It’s not our best. Probably closer to our worst. But it’s *something*.

THIS WEEK:

— The greatest intro of any episode we have ever done.

— Kevin and Win A Date With Josh Jantz make their triumphant returns to the show.

— Emeril ruined someone’s Christmas.

— Dealbreaker fetishes.

— Buttsex. Yep. Butt. Sex.

— The merits of role-playing; How to incorporate D&D tactics to your love life.

— Rayke banged a French girl.

@2Name gives us surprise call and shamelessly plugs himself.

THANKS FOR LISTENING/SUFFERING THROUGH THIS ONE!

(Also, go here to check out music that is way better than you expected.)

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