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Back. New episode. Still sticking to our “two episodes a month” format.
ALL relationship advice!
Rayke - Sucks with numbers.
Kayla - Isn’t actually an “expert”.
John - Would fuck Paula Deen.
Allan - Promotes his new Lady Gaga video game.
Jantz - STILL CAN’T SAY “BOOBS”.
Thanks for listening!
<3rayke.
EPISODE TWENTY-THREE: LITERALLY A SHITSTORM
We’re ringing in 2010 with a fresh new episode of your favorite podcast that have given up on by now!
Read this post for a small explanation of what’s happening with the show.
THIS WEEK—
Tallon: Fucks webcam strippers.
Rayke: Wants to rob a gun store.
Allan: Sells insurance.
John: Is shitting on dead people.
Before we recorded this episode, we had a talk about how we have already covered just about everything in the realm of “horrible”, “grotesque” and “shameful”. But by the time we stopped recording, we knew we were wrong…
Thanks for listening! Subscribe + Review us on iTunes!
<3rayke.
EPISODE TWENTY-TWO: JUMP AROUND!
Back again with ideas of breaking into daycare centers, Star Wars legos, dinosaurs, and freestyle rapping.
Also, JUMP AROUND!
Not much to say about this episode, other than the usual. Pedophilia, casual racism, and beatboxing. You guys should be used to this by now.
I PROMISE (for real!) to start putting up an episode every week, at least for a while. We already have them recorded, all I need to do is find the motivation to “edit” them.
And yes, our quality still sucks and we STILL need mic stands.
Thanks for listening!
<3rayke.
EPISODE TWENTY-ONE: SHUTO! SHUTO!
Back this week with John McCall and Jantz for an episode full of “line-crossing” banter, plenty of casual racism, and we finally get some nudity on the show!
John - Should be your karate teacher.
Rayke - Might actually be a laugh track.
Jantz - Wants to date you.
Allan - Will kill your little sister.
Once again, if you’re easily offended, then what the fuck are you doing listening to this bullshit in the first place?
THANKS FOR LISTENING, AS USUAL. Our numbers were a bit down after last weeks episode, so, we’re working on some “marketing” things. But if you *really* enjoy us, just keep the downloads coming and tell your friends about us (or more importantly, your enemies) and send us questions/comments through our email or my Twitter!
<3rayke.
EPISODE TWENTY: ROIDRAGEOUS
WE ARE BACK LIKE HERPES, KIDS! Hiatus = Over.
This week, we are joined by Jantz AND new friend of the show, John McCall, for an explanation of our two month absence, and then delve into the very back of the email inbox to get some relationship questions from people who sent them in months ago and probably committed suicide by now since we didn’t answer them.
RAYKE - Still has an annoying laugh.
ALLAN - Is engaged.
JOHN - Has one testicle.
JANTZ - Can’t say “boobs”.
Thanks for sticking with us and sending all the hateful Twitter messages/emails asking us what the fuck we were doing instead of entertaining you! We really enjoy doing the show and are going to get back on a semi-regular release schedule.
Tell all your friends to check us out and subscribe to us on the iTunes!
We love most of you.
—rayke.
EPISODE NINETEEN: JESUS IS A SCIENTIST
Part Two of “the last thing we recorded pre-hiatus” is here.
This week, we’re rejoined by our second favorite single mother (Kate Gosslin, ftw.) Leslie, for a very informative relationship advice segment, we tout ourselves as a PSA, and then delve deep into the world’s problems and solve the environmental crisis, population crisis, and lack-of-shitty-podcasts crisis.
KEEP THE IDEAS COMING FOR THE DRUNK SCAVENGER HUNT! (If we decide to still do that) and send us emails: Curbchecked@gmail.com
LOVEUBY.
<3rayke.
EPISODE EIGHTEEN: SPIRIT ANIMALS
We have returned from a small hiatus to bring you the last thing we recorded before our little vacation, and are getting ready to start recording every week again!
THIS WEEK: I (Rayke) have abandoned editing, and pretty much left all the bullshit that I usually take out in this episode, hence the 29 minutes. Sorry. I’m a lazy asshole.
We discuss going on “Spirit Quest Action Indian Vision Journey 2009”, and how it will make us hilarious again, we talk about my birthday and need YOUR help in making it awesome, and then we talk about sacrificing virgins because…something something Podcast Gods.
But yeah, SEND US YOUR IDEAS FOR THE DRUNKEN BIRTHDAY SCAVENGER HUNT, PLEASE. Either Twitter them to me @Rayke, or email us at curbchecked@gmail.com !
Thanks for listening, we’re getting ready to start recording again! We’ll be funnier. Promise.
<3rayke
EPISODE SEVENTEEN: CRACK PIGEONS
Episode 17 is a bit late (sorry, kids) but we’re back with topical humor from two weeks ago!
TOPICS:
- Banging cheerleaders
- Michael Jackson
- Crack carrier pigeons
- DIY licking toads
And then BenMarvin gets judged…
Thanks for listening. We got a lot of Twitter responses from you guys and we talked about them but the episode was long enough as is. So maybe next time!
<3rayke.
EPISODE SIXTEEN: MAKE A WISH, BITCH
This week, we’re recording at my apartment for the first time in weeks, so I took it upon myself to drink a lot.
Also, we’re rejoined by Meathole Of Babylon/Whore In The Middle and a toy megaphone. Hilarity ensues.
Rayke - Is uninvited from Kayla’s wedding.
Kayla - Has diarrhea.
Allan - Is hosting a new game show.
Also: Relationship advice, and @Kolchak gets judged.
THANKS FOR LISTENING. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE US AND WE WILL REWARD YOU WITH MORE MEDIOCRE MADE-UP BULLSHIT NEXT WEEK.
And send us email. And send us (me) Twitter messages. And review us on iTunes.
<3rayke.
EPISODE FIFTEEN: YOU LOOK CURBCHECKED TODAY
It was a very special week in the Curbchecked Enthusiasm camp, as we were allowed to collaborate with the guys from You Look Like Crap Today, and together we invented the greatest podcast episode your ears will ever bleed from.
It’s *extended*, so there are way too many topics to try and list. Just listen to it.
And if you don’t like it, you’re stupid. But we will be back to our regularly scheduled “format” next weekend.
Also, big thanks to the guys at YLLCT for allowing us to record with them. Subscribe to their show and watch as your life transforms from black and white into magnificent technicolor.
Thanks for listening, we love you all. Really. Maybe even too much.
<3rayke.
